A True Chigger Story

I saw these two red bugs laying in the gutter, looking bleary-eyed and hung over. One of them was saying "Never again" in a high little voice. I was intrigued until these two wasps flew by and saw the little tired bugs. One wasp said tothe other one, "It goes to show you chiggers can't be boozers" Thank you. I'll be here all week.